Side Note: Fuck The Yankees
Oops. We're covering a softball game...
Summer time has officially arrived and it dripping in the form of sweat down my butt crack. Fuck, just when I thought summer was gonna be less of a hell hole, the heat waves started coming. It's that dry hot Cali air, rarely any breezes, and gettng stuck in traffic pisses me off...wasting gas on blasted ACs, overheating problems, and the gas prices are creeping their way into our wallets. Come to think of it, fuck summer. I still love it in Cali though! Another reason to be nude all season long.
Back to the event! Well I know some of the people playing, and I know the ump, and some of the sideline score keepers and spectators *wink wink.* Being the only non-Japanese person there, I decided to stick out even more by pointing my laser Canon at people. I'm not a sports person nor do I have any sense of good sports shots...ehhh, fuck it, I tried. Too damn hot to get into it, my pom started melting...
My boy Kenji sitting on his haunch...Back to the event! Well I know some of the people playing, and I know the ump, and some of the sideline score keepers and spectators *wink wink.* Being the only non-Japanese person there, I decided to stick out even more by pointing my laser Canon at people. I'm not a sports person nor do I have any sense of good sports shots...ehhh, fuck it, I tried. Too damn hot to get into it, my pom started melting...
My man Masaki, madd doggin all ya'll bitches on the sidelines...
My nigga Take a.k.a. Icchomae, getting ready ta smash that thang up...
DUH. Like he wasn't gonna...
Damn right he's safe...second base FAIL
Kenji also smashing that thang up...
Still madd doggin you bitches...show him something
DOMINATED
Kenji spotted a bitch pissing right field on her rollerblades
About to bust some 90's
OOOHHH WEEEE!
That ain't no high 5, that's a bitch slap! Best get ta know me...
Kenji making it look it easy...
Everyone, the losers must cut off your dicks...hand them over.
Time to go to Bishamon! Finally...
おつかれさまでした!
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