Saturday, December 26, 2009

Worse Than Kush

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≫Wouldn't say it IS worse than Kush, but probably a lot better after you'd had some before eating here. Couldn't pronounce it properly like Rina, but my slaughtered interpretation of the pronunciation sounds like "WORSE-THAN-KUSH." No offense to any Germans.

Didn't know where this rainy day would take me, but it took us to Downtown LA to hit up a spot Boss Chubby is all about. Spot was confusing, went around a few block ended up somewhere near sketch-ass Skid Row. Never would have figured a spot like this would end up behind the ghettos of Little Tokyo.

As always, there was a line of people snaking outside the shop. Speaking of snakes, that's exactly what I ordered. Well, actually it was Rattle Snake AND Rabbit...mmmmMM. Make ya wanna smack your lips. Next would have to be the alligator, had the rabbit, duck, snake...what other forest animals sound good? Hmm...anyone feeling some Kodak Bear Burgers?

After grubbing, we needed to quench our thirst at The Standard. Uh, the fucking Standard, being the douche bags they were, with washed up Diamond store workers, they made me check in my camera, but my fucking cap as well...it's not a baseball cap! It's a snap back regular ass hat! Don't take any offense to it Joemm...you know what I mean.

Got to the top of the roof, grabbed a few rounds of dranks. Enjoyed the mid-roof top view, with no urge to jump off like I thought I would. Over-priced drinks, middle-aged douche bags, mellow loungy music, carpet smelled like piss, and it started to drizzle. How did we overcome this bullshit? Simple, one word: onion.

How does onions fit into the equation? There were these chairs/beds that were in the shape of an onion and the best part about them is that they were cushioned as water beds! Had the hardest time trying to crawl out to get my drink. 80% of out time was taking semi-sexy pictures, being gay, gay contests, make out contests, and wrestling...ok, maybe not ALL of that but you get the idea. Sorry gramps, this onion party is not quite your cup of tea...

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