≫Zuper Hoarnified
*in respect to this lovely couple, it is mandatory to speak in their tongue for this post
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≫Zo I get a coall from the Zixty Nine Boiz inviting me to go cruize the beach on a zunny Thurzday afternoon, I'm zuper exzited. I already know I'm in foar a zuper gay boiz day out probably gonna involve alcohoal and zex. Of coarze I couldn't drink due to my antibioticz...zo I ztayed zober the whole time...zo jealouz!
We get there, freezing cold and ztupid overcast waz all oaver the zkiez...that ain't gonna ztop the 69 Boiz. I rode rollerzkates, zo it was kinda hoard to keep up zometimez. Cruized Main Zt. and the pier and hit on bitchez, drank in public, ztarted zhit with other people, you know...the uzual. It waz a good day...got zome good night zhotz, gotta love thoze low aperture lenzez. Them 69 Boiz zure are a kyoot couple!
≫Choize of Championz
≫Free Wheel For Life Beeetchhh!
≫Team Pup N' Zudz
≫Uh-oh...zomeone'z trying to creep...
≫....
≫....zee what I mean? Zo in love <3>
≫Zexy Poze
≫Bathroom breakz in pairz in mandatoary
≫Zword fight
≫Alwayz ztretch firzt
≫FYI: 8+inchez...zoft!
≫Azz Grabberz
≫Zecret Loverz
≫Real Loverz
≫Zo kyoot...zomething'z tingling down there




≫Zo beautiful
≫Ztarry Ztarry Love Gazerz
≫Tequila Zunrise Bietch
≫BMX ownz HB bietch
≫Let'z go get ticketz!
≫Bikez and rollerbladerz don't belong on zidewalks...?!
≫Thiz iz BULLZHIT! Ticket for rollerblading on Main Zt?! What the fuck?! It'z a fucking beach you dumb fucks! Luckily for the 69 Boiz they only got fix it ticketz...mine's non-correctable...fuck you Huntington Beach! Fuck all ya'll!
≫Free Wheel For Life Beeetchhh!
≫Team Pup N' Zudz
≫Uh-oh...zomeone'z trying to creep...
≫....
≫....zee what I mean? Zo in love <3>
≫Zexy Poze
≫Bathroom breakz in pairz in mandatoary
≫Zword fight
≫Alwayz ztretch firzt
≫FYI: 8+inchez...zoft!
≫Azz Grabberz
≫Zecret Loverz
≫Real Loverz
≫Zo kyoot...zomething'z tingling down there
≫Zo beautiful
≫Ztarry Ztarry Love Gazerz
≫Tequila Zunrise Bietch
≫BMX ownz HB bietch
≫Let'z go get ticketz!
≫Bikez and rollerbladerz don't belong on zidewalks...?!
≫Thiz iz BULLZHIT! Ticket for rollerblading on Main Zt?! What the fuck?! It'z a fucking beach you dumb fucks! Luckily for the 69 Boiz they only got fix it ticketz...mine's non-correctable...fuck you Huntington Beach! Fuck all ya'll!
*I don't know how the hell they do it, but my brain hurts from replacing all my S's with Z's..."cha'll kilt it!" -Lil "Dumb Fuck" Mama
≫終わり
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