Cousin Ted`s Turned 21 Biatches!

World`s Friendliest, Corona`s Finest

Oh what it is to be young...barely turning 21 seems so far away from me now...and it sucks balls. First and foremost, I gotta introduce all of you to the friendliest, kindest, most well-rounded person I know...MY cousin Danny Arellano a.k.a. Daniel a.k.a. Ted a.k.a. Teddy Bear a.k.a. Affirmative Fucking Action. Cousin, in consideration to the 2nd degree...that means if we have a kid, it`s gonna be hard to produce and raise a deformity. I`ve known Ted since high school, he was always chillin` in our group, stays quiet for the most part, but when he speaks, ya`ll better shut the fuck up.

Ted`s one of the most realist people I know, and I say that with madd heart. Never lies, always down for anythinng, madd passion for automotives...not some fuckin` ricer, good ear for tunes...madd variety...loves Mexican food, and of course the ladies` man...who says nice guys finish last?

TEDDY:

Dude, where do I start? Of course I wanna thank you for EVERYTHING...the generous rides you gave me everywhere, you even let me take your car out for a spin, sparked it up before class, backed me up whenever shit went down, and shit you even hooked me up with classes this semester! Damn Ted, you more than fam to me man, and you know I`m gonna get you whenever you need help man...seriously I`m so glad we met again at Mt. Sac, I wouldn`t be able to survive not knowing my own kind in this area...and I`m so glad to have you by my side man, you give me madd confidence and inspiration, and you`re a fuckin` sweet influence man, you get my head on right at school...keepin me focused. Seriously Ted, we closer than ever now, and I`m glad we are cause I`ve always considered you more than brother to me...I hope you had an awesome time dogg, best wishes and madd love...I love you Nigga

Rodney`s ready to get all buzzed up...

Stater Bros. & Sisters

I just wanna tell everyone how much I miss this Pwa Pwa right here...Kenneth, I LOVE YOU NIGGA...it has been too damn long you sexy mother fucker...

YUP.

We do more than just CRACK bottles...





HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANNY!

Ah CHYEAH! My West Co 626 Peoples!

I wanna give a shot out to Chris, Joleen, Niko, Johnny, Theo, DJ, Lenny, Marc, Thomas, and everybody else who came out from 626...Good shit, hey ya`ll...I wanna thank all you for coming out and supporting the birthday boy and I wanna thank ya`ll for being down when shit started...it was good having all the Heem Heads out there too. I hope ya`ll enjoyed the party, and I hope Corona people cool with you...you`re always welcomed out here.

PLEASE EXCUSE THE HORSE/COW SHIT SMELL.

CUTE AS FUCK RIGHT NOW.




oh shit...not the Joose.

Ahhhh Shit SON! Bout to go drive some TC`s right now...



FADED.



My Beaus.





and the verdict is...

IHOP SUCKED BALLS.

Shotcaller Up In Here

Dinner For 10

Actually more like 2...the legendary Pastrami Fries @ The Hat handled me and Cousin Ted. Even in our condition, our stomachs proved themselve unworthy to such a huge portion. So here`s our order: 2 WORLD FAMOUS Pastrami Subs, extra mustard, and this heaping pile of fries between us two...ughhh, fuck no. Haven`t had The Hat since my 21st birthday...trying to stay away from the 2000-calorie sanwich`s. But the story doesn`t end there...the one thing that totally killed our feast and buzz was one of my ex-aquaintances done did some fuckin` shady ass shit...LONG STORY SHORT: This nigga TRIED to steal my memory stick from my phone, which I had left in his back seat. All his bullshit, all his dumb fucking distractions and attempted diversions really pissed me the fuck off! I don`t even wanna get into it but this mother fucker needs a reality check...so in short let me just leave this message solid and clear for everyone to know who`s a fiend...

FUCK YOU ROBERT HUANG! QUIT LYING!

なつかしいな...

おつかれさまでした!

I`ve been a loyal customer of Bishamon for the past 2 and a half years and I gotta say that things have changed a lot...the people, the prices, and the enviroment. One thing`s for sure, the people that I used to see and enjoy pretty much all went back to Japan...Thanks to Mamosan and Shinta, who introduced me to this bar and it`s people...I would have never have made such sweet ass friends. When I first started going to Bishamon, we always had our own group, sometimes enough to fill half the bar, and we knew all the waitresses...but now, shit ain`t the same...the place evolved from a Japanese tatami floor style where you take your shoes of and kneel...to a traditional western style booth set up. The place got a lot NICER and FANCIER, but kinda lost some of it`s main elements that made the bar so traditional Japanese...these fuckin Americans and Taiwanese mother fuckers complain too much...it`s not like they don`t know how to get on there fuckin` knees...

But for tonight, this quiet Sunday night...Take-san, the bartender at Bishamon, accompanied by his friend Chicu-chan, took me out for dinner...which is unusual cause I`ve never went to Bishamon having the intention of having dinner...just to get fucked up. The food always seemed bomb, but I don`t know if I was too drunk to even be able to tell what`s good or not. Of course, I had to get takoyaki...and a nice pitcher of Kirin straight off the tap...the best part of it all was the presence of the original people, well some of them but the main heads...good ol` times!

いただきます！





ぬれる！

双子だ！





リーサちゃん！





あなたの風になって。。。





















You know it`s official when Mama busts out the Shiro!...on the house!

カンパイ！







Happy Water ya`ll

ごちそうさまでした!