Cousin Ted`s Turned 21 Biatches!

World`s Friendliest, Corona`s Finest

Oh what it is to be young...barely turning 21 seems so far away from me now...and it sucks balls. First and foremost, I gotta introduce all of you to the friendliest, kindest, most well-rounded person I know...MY cousin Danny Arellano a.k.a. Daniel a.k.a. Ted a.k.a. Teddy Bear a.k.a. Affirmative Fucking Action. Cousin, in consideration to the 2nd degree...that means if we have a kid, it`s gonna be hard to produce and raise a deformity. I`ve known Ted since high school, he was always chillin` in our group, stays quiet for the most part, but when he speaks, ya`ll better shut the fuck up.

Ted`s one of the most realist people I know, and I say that with madd heart. Never lies, always down for anythinng, madd passion for automotives...not some fuckin` ricer, good ear for tunes...madd variety...loves Mexican food, and of course the ladies` man...who says nice guys finish last?

TEDDY:

Dude, where do I start? Of course I wanna thank you for EVERYTHING...the generous rides you gave me everywhere, you even let me take your car out for a spin, sparked it up before class, backed me up whenever shit went down, and shit you even hooked me up with classes this semester! Damn Ted, you more than fam to me man, and you know I`m gonna get you whenever you need help man...seriously I`m so glad we met again at Mt. Sac, I wouldn`t be able to survive not knowing my own kind in this area...and I`m so glad to have you by my side man, you give me madd confidence and inspiration, and you`re a fuckin` sweet influence man, you get my head on right at school...keepin me focused. Seriously Ted, we closer than ever now, and I`m glad we are cause I`ve always considered you more than brother to me...I hope you had an awesome time dogg, best wishes and madd love...I love you Nigga

Rodney`s ready to get all buzzed up...

Stater Bros. & Sisters

I just wanna tell everyone how much I miss this Pwa Pwa right here...Kenneth, I LOVE YOU NIGGA...it has been too damn long you sexy mother fucker...

YUP.

We do more than just CRACK bottles...





HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANNY!

Ah CHYEAH! My West Co 626 Peoples!

I wanna give a shot out to Chris, Joleen, Niko, Johnny, Theo, DJ, Lenny, Marc, Thomas, and everybody else who came out from 626...Good shit, hey ya`ll...I wanna thank all you for coming out and supporting the birthday boy and I wanna thank ya`ll for being down when shit started...it was good having all the Heem Heads out there too. I hope ya`ll enjoyed the party, and I hope Corona people cool with you...you`re always welcomed out here.

PLEASE EXCUSE THE HORSE/COW SHIT SMELL.

CUTE AS FUCK RIGHT NOW.




oh shit...not the Joose.

Ahhhh Shit SON! Bout to go drive some TC`s right now...



FADED.



My Beaus.





and the verdict is...

IHOP SUCKED BALLS.