Over The Hill & All The Way Down
Joemm! Yo, first and foremost...HAPPY FUCKIN` BIRTHDAY! You know I ain`t gonna blog about your birthday without leaving you a message, that shit just ain`t right....I got a story to tell.
Alright so me and Joemm have MADD history, when I say MADD in this situatuation, I`m saying this shit like my fuckin` balls won`t cum and my dick is bleeding...I mean, history with Joemm? that shit is what makes us, I cannot even begin to exaggerate how much history we got, FUCK. Takes me way back to when I first started St. Edward`s...
So how I met this guy is one fuckin` trip, it changed my life. Fresh new tasteless kid, with my black hair parted straight down the middle, shoes from BIG5, bland as fuck, aiight? I`m walking down the hallway where the 8th graders are having class, but now it`s recess and they`re out of class...as I pass by the room, I noticed this fly ass kat, it`s like slow-mo, with his bleached-tip dragon ball hair, sagging Dickies shorts, fresh Jordans, don`t even know what fuckin` number...and this pungent smell of upper-class aroma fills the air, something like a mix of newly built malls and Dr. Pepper passes me by as he walks past me...I`m FUCKIN` BEDAZZLED! How can someone so fuckin` fly be going to school at such a shit hole? DAMN. My mission had begun, destiny chosen...I gotta know this nigga...
So he`s got this rep at school as Topp Dawg, purposely mispelled! That shit is an honor to be Topp Dawg, you own the school, you get respect, you get chics...something inside of me shook when I here Topp Dawg, like how sick is that that to be able to own a title? Anyways, this is the crazy part...despite my lack of style, I had one thing Joemm liked about me...my FUBU backpack. This nigga, coming down from his throne, gives ME props for my backpack! FUCK YEAH! From then on...it`s progressed, he even named me Topp Dawg for my 8th grade year...FUCKIN` HONOR!
Joemm, I just wanted to thank you for being FAM, through thick and thin. You`ve always had your head above, and kept mine from rolling off...Joemm, you`ve been such an influence in my life man, and you know that, I look up to you. No matter where life brings us I`m always gonna know what`s up with you, and that`s fuckin` what`s up...dogg, you made me who I am today, I`m proud as fuck of you Joemm, and I`m even more honored to be even part of your life, any contribution to you has more meaning than you know. Damn, it means the world that we close, even better that I live down the hill from you, and I always know I can count on running away in boxers to your house and that you`ll always get me when I need you to...Joemm, dogg, you know that words and a million in-person conversations can ever express my gratitude towards you...HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAM! I LOVE YOU, DOGG...homo or none, fuck it.
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