Neatsville: シズちゃんの仕事の最終日で花春

Thursday, August 13, 2009

シズちゃんの仕事の最終日で花春

≫おつかれマンコ!

Damn, bad timing for our first time, we've been missing out on the spot. It's a little hole in the wall place right at the corner of a ghetto shopping plaza in Azusa. Right off of Grand right across the Denny's you'll see a shopping arcade draped with green umbrella decor and I'm pretty sure that the liquor store next to Hana Haru serves up a mean batch of pills. The front of the restaurant is actually the back of the other restaurant and bakery across the plaza, which makes it smell like someone got stabbed into a puddle of muddy water and soy sauce.

Alright I gotta get off the knock, but for reals the place is legitimate inside, and don't even get me started on the food. Anyways, get your sushi-loving ass down here:

花春―Hana Haru

956 S Grand Ave
Glendora, CA 91740

(626) 335-0417

≫Order Orion, sake bomb to the dome, and your 69 on...69 Roll that is. Hella legit! We also got the Glendora Roll which we most def recommend...

≫Make sure you get the sushi chef named Ken-san, the handsome Japanese man about yay high...man of his craft, also hooked us up with the biggest soft-shell crab...MMmmMM! If you're a sushi lover, and I ain't talking about fucking California Rolls...I'm talking about some real RAW shit...holla at the UNI! Shit looks like a 70-year-old vagina, but tastes like a 19-year-old...wait, ignore that comment...

≫Yup...that man on the left is Ken-san, that man in the middle is Shizu...

≫Off to Bishamon. AGAIN. My bad, but we've had our reasons to go there and trust, they're all special occasions and within a 3 month time frame...I ain't THAT ballin'.

≫Kana's homies from Japan just came down to see what's going down on the West Coast. Ladies and only LADIES...Hino(L) and Kento(R). Hope we were able to make em feel welcome...and not scared of how gay we are...カンパイしょ！