≫お誕生日おめでとう ケンジ!
「A Night To Not Remember」
≫ This was the most anticipated night of the summer for me. It's not everyday you get to celebrate your homie's party in a party limo. Gotta hand it to Take, he sure pulled off a sick ass surprise for Kenji!
The night started off with a pizza party at Take and Kenji's pad, pizza, hot wings, booze, brewskies, bitches, bud, homies, blunts...the list goes on. Real kick back. Kenji knew about the whole clubbing plan, but was totally oblivious about the limo ride. Prior to getting to Kenji's, me and Jape had already devised a game plan: PACE OURSELVES, don't get too wasted at the crib. That part was a success, got a nice buzz after shotgunning a few beers which kept us still level headed. Well let's see how long that's gonna last through the night...≫ This was the most anticipated night of the summer for me. It's not everyday you get to celebrate your homie's party in a party limo. Gotta hand it to Take, he sure pulled off a sick ass surprise for Kenji!
≫さぁ始めましょ!
≫A few sessions of shotgunning beers, which was Kenji and Hazumi's first time...
≫Atta boy Kenji! Bomb the shit outta yourself!
≫Kenji's a lucky man
≫Fully loaded. Just a warm-up, booze, beer, bong...anyone gonna STD tonight?
≫けんこうだ! あ!デブだも!
≫ヤンキ!
≫男だけ
≫ほら~乳首だ!
≫ごめんねかなこちゃん
≫So in order to make the surprise successful, we needed to stall Kenji so everyone could be outside when the limo comes. That's where I came in and acted like a dumb drunk mother fucker...the gay part is I don't even know if I was really acting like it, or if that's how already felt...that's called a FAIL.
≫Mai-mai brought Kenji another surprise...umm, yeah, GIRLS
≫It's about that time ya'll!
≫ヤバイこれ~超かわいい。。。超rラブーラブ
≫VIP Section
≫ハイ~行きます! ハイ~チ~ズ!
≫いっちょまえ! ブリブリ毎日
≫Our very beautiful bartender Maichan! Don't sit next to her if you're not trying to get too drunk...shots all night
≫VIP Back Section
≫Pit Stop. Showin' love for our designated high driver
≫Christian making moves...atta boy babe
≫Welcome to the Kissing Party Section
≫It's normal for Christian to take a girl's breath away...after he takes his clothes off
≫Kill that shit Kei!
≫Not to be gay, but Take has a really nice ass...
≫カンパイ~
≫This part of the night, I have no recollection of. Apparently I rolled out of the limo, along with my Mickey's 40...used 2 girls to get into the club without showing my ID, danced with a group of old latina women, got hated on, ran into the girl's bathroom a few times, talked to a security guard in the stalls, kept falling over, almost got arrested, pretty close to getting kicked out, escorted by the manager, through up in an industrial trash can the whole night, picked up girls over my shoulder, lost my glasses, and my plugs...pretty much I failed to hold myself together. So my battle plan was a total loss...I guess I had fun?
≫I don't deserve recognition, FAIL
≫My partner in crime...I love this guy...帰ろう!
≫Look at that face of joy...Birthday Boy livin' it up!
≫HOARD.
≫有頂天
≫ケンジへ:
What up fam?! Hey man I hope you had a crazy ass time! You're a lucky man Kenji, a lot of people love you man. You're a fucking awesome guy Kenji, I'm very honored to be your friend. I only wish the best for you homie, you deserve it. It's been hella fun chillin' with you, Take and all of your friends. I consider ya'll like my family, I have so many good memories with ya'll. Happy Birthday Kenji! Live it up fam!
おつかれマンコ! 愛してるよ!
ティージェーより
≫終わり
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