Friday, May 14, 2010

Donny's Birthday@Burgundi LA

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3rd Wheeler Failure

Daaaaammnnnn...it's been such a long time since I've posted anything. I apologize to all of you! I was running hot last month, but with all my sister's debut preparations, midterms, projects, and this stupid drinking binge I went on I've been neglecting my blog. Didn't have much time nor did have I been going out and shooting, mostly for class projects and what not. I know a few of these posts are gonna be hella late, but shit, didn't want my blog to die...thinking about a little renovation as well. I was looking towards WordPress but why let a good thing go? Haven't had a crazy ass layout yet, but that's going a little overboard...anyways! On to the late ass posts..

I have Little Liver Man Syndrome. Let me get that out there real quick. What is THAT you ask? Well basically, it's when I drink past my limit because I ain't feelin shit at that moment, basically not letting the alcohol kick in, settle, and creep up....instead it creeps up on me, pulls my pants down to my ankles, hunches me over and plows me over with tractor that has a large shiny chrome grill that reads "OWN'D"

So I'm the DD(Designate/Drunk Driver), 3rd wheeling it, but all good, I got some foine ass club rats as my wing people...I'm sippin' on that 151 potion and packing bowl after bowl slowly going through some bullshit traffic. I'm sittin' right, driving straighter, feelin' myself, park the car and finally arrive at Burgundi. THAT'S ALL I REMEMBER! 151 STRIKES AGAIN! BLACKOUT!

Here's a recap of some of the last...well ONLY pics I was able to shoot...

See, I don't remember what or WHY was I still drankin'...fuck my life.
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Paparazzi on yo ass
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Here's another episode of my night I don't remember...I saw an ol' friend from West Co, he's always here, his peeps party it up here every Saturday.

Chris, my bad dogg....haha I didn't even know you bought me a drank! My bad for not finishing it, you probably already knew I was tossed the fuck up when I got there, next time we pace ourselves...or not
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Ok this is really fucked up now...I swear these girls were dime pieces, fuck you 151!

Kara and Donny had to fill me in the next morning about my belligerent and sexual acts that I apparently committed...I'm not usually like that!

I guess one of those chics who walks around carrying a rack of vile shots came up to me and Kara while Kara was crutching me and my camera, and asked her if she wanted one...me, being a creep grabs the chics tit and caress her arm like a baby's cheek. I can only imagine her facial expression to this, she looked up at Kara and gave her that "he can't be serious, he just grabbed my tit" kinda look on her face...Kara gave her the beyond drunk excuse...thanks sis
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Donny and Kara lost me for a few minutes until they heard me getting up on stage and belligerently wishing Donny a Happy Birthday and then cussing out the whole crowd...I'm surprised I didn't get my ass handed to me...what can I say, I got the hardest couple of friends
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I know this is the most I've ever written on the blog and the most detail about my night, and it probably seems like I had a long crazy night....actually, all this took less than 20 minutes to get my drunk ass outta the club...hahaha such a FAIL, couldn't even live it up for my boy Donny...

Donny! love ya like a brother man, if I were conscious when that vato flexed on you, I would have taken his ass out and skinned the mutha fucker! Luckily for us, your girl is bad bitch and she could clean up some fools...sorry I failed your birthday dogg, we gotta go again, somewhere less Filipinos and more black chics for me to handle

Kara! Sis, we only met a few times but I feel like family in your household, that was the drunkest weekend I ever had, I don't think my liver works anymore nor do I think I was sober at least once those few days I bummed out at your crib...such an honor to be all your guy's roomate! Tell Pierce to stop jacking off all over my suede!

Awww...at least I got a shot of this, Happy Ending
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