Nicole's 20th Birthday@Level 3

≫Limbo

≫Having three younger sisters and being the only brother is quite a task. Me and my dad have always felt out numbered, so we kinda gave up on bathroom space and arguments. As for my two oldest sisters, they've been evolving into the lifestyle I USED to live...live fast, die young kinda-lifestyle.

I've seen each individually mature and grow up becoming young employed ladies and boy chasers. Of course I would have to deal with the occasional unpleasant boy company but that all for the good of their own sake. Yep. I'm a dick of a big brother.

Nicole, the oldest one just turned 20. Both the oldest sisters love to go clubbing now so we went to Level 3 again, once was for Re-ann's 18th which was wild as fuck, but for Nicole's it was a bit more subtle. No one really got super tossed like Re-ann's we were all pretty composed...and of course, Re-ann was having Jungle Fever...AGAIN.

≫always gotta bring black people for back up

≫me and Nicole have a thing for fobs



≫adios Sa-chan

≫club rat slats

≫I thought she was black-filipino for the past 10 years...







≫Norikooooo

≫Sachi's drink count: 1 Adios, 1 Malibu, 1 Shot of Grey Goose = dunzo



≫バカパル＃１

≫バカパル＃２





≫21+over club

≫under 21 club...one more year Nicole! Happy Birthday SIS!

≫終わり

Obviously someone does...

...I come home to THIS

Mi Corazon Con Mi Esposa

≫Mucho Mierda Por Favor

≫The one thing that made me so certain that Sachi was my true significant other is her unhealthy love for Mexican food. Now there's no control when either of us gets a craving...we give in so easily. It doesn't help that our favorite taco shop, which is one out of three in this area ONLY, is located right across the street from our apartment.

We're in the process of looking for another apartment since her lease is up in September, but we can't imagine not being able to walk across the street for some shiznit tacos. Best carne asada hands fucking down!

And by the looks of it, we're the only asians that ever show up to that spot...of course I'm always greeted in Spanish and I always make the attempt to greet and order as well thanks to co-workers brushing up my Spanish.

Anyways, Boca Del Rio was introduced to me by my friend Christian who lived down the street from the one in La Puente (which is the hella ghetto one) and the other one in West Covina. Since day one, I've been fucking hooked! If I'm not with Sachi, they always asks, "donde esta su esposa?"...pshh, Mexican say the darnest things...

≫get 3 carne asada tacos and make sure thy look like this:

≫mi esposa.

≫終わり

Smell Wisely

≫バースデイプレセント

≫Gentlemen. When it comes to giving your girl a meaningful present, do yourself and her a favor. Do some goddamn research! I'm pretty sure you spare some time away jerking off in front the computer and using it do some research.

Think about it, this can go for anyone actually, but I know how fucking lazy some guys get when it comes to shopping for their lady. If your girl is only into name brands and price tags, well I'm sorry man, you're doomed...quality research, time and thought aren't gonna pay for that no matter how much you researched.

Anyways, I had plenty of time researching while sitting on top of my porcelain thrown for a few minutes a day, multiple times a day. Found the facts, read the fucking surveys, scientific effects, psychological research, reviews, the works...comparing was a bitch.

After all that jazz, it came down to the actual product in person...the effect it had on me as a consumer and if I LIKED it. That's the most important part. Don't just say, "eh, smells good I like it..." Think about, it's a very personal gift from you. Perfume is such an intimate gift because as her gentleman you're gonna have the ONLY privilege (you hope) to be that intimately close enough to her to get a generous whiff of that scent. Getting a hard on? well you should, I'm sure if she likes it enough she'll be sure to relieve you of it...

Hence my choice:

さっちゃん、誕生日おめでとう！

。

めっちゃ好きやで〜！

さちの誕生日パーティー＠毘沙門

≫”飲んで!〜飲んで!〜飲んで!〜飲んで!〜”

≫A birthday is never complete till you've topped it off at Bishamon. The most memorable birthdays I've had and attended were at Bishamon...good and a few bad ones. A brawl outside for my cousin's birthday was the worst...I got jumped by like 6 chinese fools. They decided it'd be cool to call their family and friends to fight off 6 drunk dudes. Ended up punching a bitch for pulling my long, beautiful hair...

I'm not gonna elaborate anymore on that cause it brings migraines to my head. Bottom line: asians fight dirty, and cheap...like the products they make.

Anyways, where the fuck was I going with this post? Oh yeah, sorry Sachi, I wanted to write about you!

So Sachi's been a Bisha Girl since eh?...last November? yeah, so since then she's become one of the loudest, most entertaining, hard working, weakest drinking...Bisha girls. She's made quite and image and reputation for herself since. So proud of her!

A few of her co-workers bought her a cake, caked her face, got her fucked up...I had my fun with her for her birthday, so I got tossed on the side with Yuhei and Yohei playing Jenga. After work, we both went home trashed, I ran a red light, got my picture taken but all subsided after some Alberto's...which I don't remember buying when I woke up the next morning...

≫so good once it hits the lips...

≫so cute, deshoo?

≫loser pounds their beer, brim full.

≫my definition of losing.



≫don't fuck...

≫...UP!

≫paying the price, happily.

≫since Yuhei kept leaving us to throw up, we decided to penalize his ass.

≫showtime.

≫get it Nurse Sally!

≫はい〜！早く飲めなさい







≫プロプロ顔

≫Bisha Fam.

≫サンサンx母





≫”うふふ”





≫かわいいなぁぁぁ〜

≫the Filipino inside me just had to...





≫rolling blunts.

≫this is the result of...

≫...this. steady hands my friends

≫must love beer.

≫fucking thespian.

≫is the wind blowing THAT hard?

≫♥バカプル♥

≫Bishamon Family.

≫ちゅー♬

≫終わり