≫バースデイプレセント
≫Gentlemen. When it comes to giving your girl a meaningful present, do yourself and her a favor. Do some goddamn research! I'm pretty sure you spare some time away jerking off in front the computer and using it do some research.
Think about it, this can go for anyone actually, but I know how fucking lazy some guys get when it comes to shopping for their lady. If your girl is only into name brands and price tags, well I'm sorry man, you're doomed...quality research, time and thought aren't gonna pay for that no matter how much you researched.
Anyways, I had plenty of time researching while sitting on top of my porcelain thrown for a few minutes a day, multiple times a day. Found the facts, read the fucking surveys, scientific effects, psychological research, reviews, the works...comparing was a bitch.
After all that jazz, it came down to the actual product in person...the effect it had on me as a consumer and if I LIKED it. That's the most important part. Don't just say, "eh, smells good I like it..." Think about, it's a very personal gift from you. Perfume is such an intimate gift because as her gentleman you're gonna have the ONLY privilege (you hope) to be that intimately close enough to her to get a generous whiff of that scent. Getting a hard on? well you should, I'm sure if she likes it enough she'll be sure to relieve you of it...
Hence my choice:
さっちゃん、誕生日おめでとう！
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めっちゃ好きやで〜！
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